August 29, 2009

I Have Seen The Light......

This morning we set out on a quest.


.....................to find the perfect chair for Jon's computer desk...................
............. the perfect chair.......

Fighting the hordes of the populace...................

not to mention the tourists who didn't know where they were going,but that's for another post......

'till we came upon .................. the Holy Grail...................

The clouds parted,the sun shone upon us,the angels started singing....................

You see that sign? It says,"Welcome."

They're welcoming US!
They like us.
They really,really like us!
We wandered thru this blessed place 'til there it was!

The PERFECT chair.............
The perfect price($14.99)..................
Thru the Holy Land we continued,feasting upon all the precious jewels,until one of us cast their eyes upon this......
"I could put shells in this.And it comes in 3 sizes!Perfect for the guest bedroom."
"Calm down.What do we need another lamp for?"
I am sooo going back without you-know-who.......

August 26, 2009

A Restaurant Review........

At this fine dining establishment,the food is so delicious,

you better hope you made reservations......... or else,you could end up standing in line.

August 25, 2009

Whatever you Wanna Call It.......

Cosmic Muffin.............. Hairy Thunderer............

The Big Kahuna................

I call it


God.


August 23, 2009

I Love.........

Pool toys!!!!!

Watching them float 'round and 'round.
Following the flow of the water.
Getting caught up in the pool cleaner hose.............


When the boys were younger.
Much,much younger.
We had to buy two of everything,or else,we had World War III on our hands.

But these days,we only need to buy one of everything.

(except for the Super Soakers-you can best believe we have two of those!!!)

And this is perfect...........

It's big enough for

two!

August 22, 2009

Bird Stalking...........

Slowly.Ever so slowly,the lady with the camera creeps up on the Cardinal...........

When.......

suddenly!


"Hey!
What do you want,lady?"

"Can't a bird eat in peace? Without some stoopid human with a camera trying to stick a camera in my face?"
"You do know that there are laws against stalking?""Well,if you wanna take a picture,then..........................."

"Take a picture of
THIS!"


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August 17, 2009

We Have A Problem........

Yes,we've been kinda sorta remiss in posting,lately.



...........But ..............
we have an excuse........


We have an addiction problem..................

One of us is saving the US of A from terrorists,

and the other is

farming..........
(ain't it a cool farm?)


We are here to testify that it is truly an
addiction!
Somebody has to rebuild the country after terrorists have destroyed it,don't they?
Thank Gawd for those who are willing to give up their free time to rebuild this great country we live in.
And somebody has to grow crops for the people,don't they?
And if one of us becomes a rich farmer,in the process,all the better!Right?
YES!!! One of us soooo rocks at FarmTown!!!
----still trying to catch up to Dawn,tho----
We shall soon be entering a 12 Step Program.
Just as soon as we save the country from terrorists,
or reach Level 34.
Whichever comes first..........................
and,if you want to be our neighbor on FarmTown,just look us up,on Facebook.
We'll be there..................
farming,
IF
we're not saving the country from terrorists.

August 11, 2009

You Make The Caption.....


While attempting to take a macro shot of some flowers,by our pool,I heard splishing(not REAL splashing)in the water behind me.I turned around,and saw this little guy/girl walking on water.

August 10, 2009

Heaven !!!!

Lookey-----

what came in the mail,this past weekend! It's thick!

Like a magazine!
They gotz good stuff in it,too!

Look at that price!
Oh,we're soooo getting one of those!


And look at all the stuff they have...........
and the prices!
this catalogue is sooooo bathroom worthy!

I think I'm in love......................

August 08, 2009

Why Can't We All Just Get Along?

"Walk this way,boys." "But not you........"

"Hey,wait for me!"





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August 06, 2009

We're Whoring Ourselves

Bet you never thought you'd see that title here,didya?

Well,while doing our daily perusal of our favorite blogs,we came across this on Clark's blog(love,love,love him! First read of the day-really,Clark,it is).

So,we looked at ourselves,and said,


"What the Hell!Let's swing the vote!"


Now,we know we suck as a local blog.

(Or any type of blog,for that matter.)

We're not political too often(well,the sexual assault of a middle school student by other students does tend to get our dander up.....).We don't do anything exciting.We try to stay out of other peoples' business('cept for that sexual assault/middle school/parents sucking at parenting thing).

Crap!We hardly ever go anywhere!

ChrisC's 90 year old father's life in an ALF is more interesting than us.

There are sooo many other blogs in Tampa Bay,that are way better than us.
They're smarter,
more

....anything and everything.
........than us.

Which is our point,exactly.

Our blog is about the day to day,everyday crap all of us put up with,each and every day.We're not political.
(OK,when Obama won,we got a little carried away with the cheering thing,but that's not like it's really political.)


I can't believe I'm gonna say say this
..........cringe..............
but we're kinda/sorta like Joe Six-Pack
(May Janet Reno forgive me......)

So,in the true American Spirit.......


Vote for Us!!!!!!

Just go here,vote for us(Our Vanilla Life)under Best Local Blog.

Just make stuff up under the other categories............we did.

Except for the Best Local Band,where we voted for Her Name Is Victory(Erich,the Younger's,best friend's band-they're really good!No,seriously,they're good!).

We're such whores.....................

and if this ain't Vanilla enough for ya,we're having breakfast-for-dinner tonite.So there!

August 02, 2009

Now,This Is Vanilla

A hot,humid,lazy,Sunday afternoon by the pool.......Guitar playing by your favorite man......
and a sleeping kitty cat.........
Hot time in the summer time!
In Florida................
Ya gotta love it!!!!!!


August 01, 2009

They Grow Up So Fast...............

We've being fussing over our Black Swallowtail butterfly caterpillars,and then their Chrysallis,for a few weeks now.Once the chrysallis had formed we knew it would be approximately a week until they started emerging.
This morning while sitting on the patio,enjoying our morning coffee and reading the paper,it happened!

The first to leave home..........

In all of these photos you see notice the second chrysallis still developing.The third is on another plant.

It's difficult work,drying a new baby off.........
Come on,you can do it!
And take off he(we think it's a male-we could not get a good shot of the wings open)did.
In our excitement of watching it take flight for the first time,we neglected to take a picture,or to notice the emergence of a Gulf Fritillary,that we weren't even aware of......

For more CameraCritters,click here......................
Addendum-The final two chrysallis emerged this morning.you can read about it here............