September 29, 2009
Fort DeSoto Park
September 27, 2009
Life With My 90 Year Old Dad (contd.)
Phone rings.....
"My bowels haven't moved since Monday."
(He gets italics,just 'cause he deserves italics;I get regular font....)
"Oooooo-k,Dad."
"I took my Dulcolax at 5AM,but it isn't working."
"Are you drinking plenty of water,and walking around."
"It's too hot out to walk around.Of course,I'm drinking water."
"How much water are you drinking?"
"The same as always.2 glasses a day.How much should I be drinking?"
That noise you hear is me rolling my eyes,and hitting the floor.
"C (our cousin) bought you that pitcher so you could drink your gallon of water everyday.Use it!"
"Oooh,that's what that's for."
"Dad,you need to get up and walk more."
"It's too hot outside."
"Use the treadmills in the gym."
"I guess I could do that.We'll see."
"What should I do about my bowels?"
"Give the Dulcolax time to work,drink lots of water,and get up and move!"
"What if that doesn't work?"
"Then call me back and we'll deal with it then,ok?"
"I guess so...."
I hear nothing....................
Sunday,2-ish----
Phone rings.....
"You watching the Bucs?Isn't it terrible?"
"Yeah,we're watching-it's really bad."
"Where'd they get that quarterback?"
"They got him from Jacksonville."
"Well,he's awful.What happened to that Simms kid?"
"Dad,they got rid of Chris Simms last year."
"They did?And who's this new coach?Where'd they get him?"
"Dad,remember they fired Gruden and hired this idiot."
"This guy is terrible as a coach!!Why aren't they running Cadillac?Why do they always give up on the running game?!"
(he's really.really upset with the Bucs,by now,if you couldn't tell)
"Yeah-they suck big time.How are you feeling,today?"
"Fine,why do you ask?"
"I wondering after yesterday."
"I don't want to watch the Bucs anymore.What channel is NASCAR on?"
and people wonder why we partake in adult beverages....................
addendum-
When it was mentioned to his doctor about his major memory lapses,he(the doctor) replied."It could be the onset of Alzheimer's."
To which,Dad replied,"I'm 90 years old.I can lose my mind if I want to."
To which,I say,"Valid point."
September 23, 2009
Are People That Stoopid?
For more of This Way Thurs-Way,click here....................
September 22, 2009
Pass-A-Grille,Florida
Down to the end of Gulf Way.
Down by the rock jetty.
The last parking space before the road turns.
Put the money in the parking meter.
Walked out,in the drizzle and found this scene.....
September 16, 2009
Word's To Live By..........
For more of This Way Thurs-Way,click here..........................(go ahead,you know you want to).
September 15, 2009
Gulfport,Florida-Part II
Stroll down...............
September 13, 2009
Gulfport,Florida-Part 1,of MANY parts
Up until a few years ago,Gulfport acted as a back road entrance to the beaches of St.Petersburg Beach,Treasure Island,Indian Rocks Beach,etc.
Just an exit ramp of the Interstate.....
September 12, 2009
September 09, 2009
Everybody Wanna Go To Heaven......
September 02, 2009
Who do you ROCK for?
So....,if one of us can convince the other one of us to venture out to Ybor City,this is what we hope to do, September 12th.
We ROCK for:
Nicole,my bestest friend in the whole-wide world(she'd wipe my ass in the nursing home,that's what a good friend she is),a breast cancer survivor
Erin,my second bestest friend in the whole-wide world(the best person to talk to on the phone,while you're doing something you don't like to do-like empty the dishwasher),a breast cancer survivor
Becky,our friend Tootie's daughter,who is fighting the good fight,right now.
Alan,and ChrisC's mother-who both lost their fight with Colon Cancer (another scourge of this planet)
So..................................
who do you ROCK for?


